
DESCRIPTION
We all know that if he were here, with all that's going on in this "Garden of Eden" his Pop created, then these words may just come out of his mouth!
We love how this shirt feels when you wear it. The 100% airlumed combed and ringspun cotton makes it soft and comfortable no matter how many times you wear it! With a rib-knit collar and dual side seams, this shirt will last as long as resignation to the level of human stupidity in the world.
Perfect as a treat for yourself, or as a gift!
These run a little smaller than usual so check the size table in the tabs and we recommend going a size up from your usual. Buy with confidence with our 60 day money back guarantee!
SHIPPING & RETURNS
DELIVERY
- Production & Dispatch: Usually within 48 hours
- Free US shipping
- International delivery time - 7-10 business days
- All products shipped via tracked USPS
RETURNS
You can buy with confidence knowing that our 60 day money back guarantee policy is there for you as long as you haven't destroyed it yourself! If you're product's been damaged in delivery or not printed correctly - then we'll take care of that of course, but decide you don't like what you've bought and we'll refund on receiving the return product! No questions asked!
SIZE CHART
We really want you to get the right fit - so have a look at our size chart below! Get out the tape measure if you are unsure!